Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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