god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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