I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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