Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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