Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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