Porn is love you can see.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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