shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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