Non-Jews are for practice
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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