hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I just want nice things and good sex
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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