North Korea, Best Korea!
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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