im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
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