scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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