you traded sex for a burrito?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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