Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
barbara walters just said penis...
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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