The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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