So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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