brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
This toilet bowl is my home.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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