No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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