never play flip cup with pint glasses
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
So squirting runs in the family.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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