why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Randomize
