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Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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