Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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