what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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