dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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