she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Holy shit dude........stairs
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