Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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