i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
you win again, gameday.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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