Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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