I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
two words...techno handjob
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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