sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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