I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
I can text with my tongue
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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