whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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