I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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