I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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