Are we in a gay sports bar?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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