Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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