out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
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