i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
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WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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