What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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