You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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