Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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