I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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