glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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