We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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