yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
Randomize
