you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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