Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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