There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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