yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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