no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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