Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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