So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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