Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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