Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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