I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
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