I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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