He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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