i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Randomize