i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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